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Posted: 24 Jan 20 04:04

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A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has reportedly orbited the planet Venus in a garden shed that he had converted into a rudimentary rocketship over the course of less than a dozen weekends. Toby Dell, a gravity caster at Whitechapel Bell Foundry, blasted off into space on Monday just after midday, reaching Venus at around 2.30 pm on the following day. According to NASA scientists, Dell has compl.....

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 24 Jan 20 04:04
Ah, yes!

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 24 Jan 20 08:43
Did Toby have bottled oxygen?

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Posted: 24 Jan 20 08:53
PS - Anything with sheds is a winner in my book.

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Posted: 24 Jan 20 13:11

Quote: Skoob1999

Did Toby have bottled oxygen?

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No, apparently not.

According to a report in the East London Gazette, he just took a really deep breath before blast-off.


 
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