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Posted: 15 Jan 20 21:22

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A man in Scarborough was given a custodial sentence on Friday, after he told a judge he would have no intention of paying any fine levied against him for his failure to pick up a dog shit that his pet had left on one of the town's beaches. Ian Brasshat, 48, was photographed by a nosey woman as he walked his dog, Mitzi, along Scarborough's North Bay beach last October. During the course of the w.....

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Posted: 15 Jan 20 21:25

Too bad they didn't get an activist judge. An activist judge would have considered the alternative punishment that they suggested.

"Bailiff, get us a dog in here and a poo pad. I'm amending my sentence where the defendant has to either eat dog mess or do the time."

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