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The School District in Provincetown, Mass. has decided to be proactive in preventing unwanted teenage (and pre-teen) pregnancy and the spread of unwanted sexually transmitted diseases. To combat these growing problems among first and second graders, teachers and school nurses will provide free condoms to any student requesting birth control. Additionally, the district will not be required to i.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Vintage J-man.

Teacher, can I get a few of those balloons?

Wow. This one pushes the envelope, doesn't it?

Sort of reminds me of "A Modest Proposal." You remember that historic piece, suggesting people boil their children. It was the result of total anger at an inactive and purile government refusing to address the needs of the people, and a brilliantly crafted satire of "polite discussions around starvation."

But hey; at least they didn't suggest killing and eating each other as a method of survival based on knowledge of food source security.

Because, that would be....well.....so unrealistic, right?

Cough. Employ food inspectors. Save children's elbows from being gnawed upon.

Sigh....oh, the things people do to relieve stress.