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Posted: 31 Dec 19 23:58

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The School District in Provincetown, Mass. has decided to be proactive in preventing unwanted teenage (and pre-teen) pregnancy and the spread of unwanted sexually transmitted diseases. To combat these growing problems among first and second graders, teachers and school nurses will provide free condoms to any student requesting birth control. Additionally, the district will not be required to i.....

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Posted: 1 Jan 20 00:20
Vintage J-man.

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Posted: 1 Jan 20 09:53
Teacher, can I get a few of those balloons?

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Posted: 14 Jan 20 21:55 - Edited By: Madame George, 14 Jan 20 21:55
Wow. This one pushes the envelope, doesn't it?

Sort of reminds me of "A Modest Proposal." You remember that historic piece, suggesting people boil their children. It was the result of total anger at an inactive and purile government refusing to address the needs of the people, and a brilliantly crafted satire of "polite discussions around starvation."

But hey; at least they didn't suggest killing and eating each other as a method of survival based on knowledge of food source security.

Because, that would be....well.....so unrealistic, right?

Cough. Employ food inspectors. Save children's elbows from being gnawed upon.

Sigh....oh, the things people do to relieve stress.


 
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