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Posted: 3 Dec 19 05:40

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A 56-year-old man, who was one of the founder members of the staunch, anti-European Union, Brexit Party, has regressed down the evolutionary scale, and has now returned to the primaeval soup where life on earth first began, 4 billion years ago. Terence Carter, unemployed, from Whitechapel in East London, began to show signs of morphing into a shapeless life form just a few weeks after joining t.....

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 3 Dec 19 05:41
Rather lovely, this.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Dec 19 23:01
Yes this is a great piece of writing.

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Posted: 7 Dec 19 03:46
Bremoaning snowflakes the pair of yers!

Don't you people WANT your country back???

You either like jellied eels or you're very, very wrong!
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Posted: 7 Dec 19 04:17
For me, I wasn't commenting on the politics, just the writing.

Not really sure about Brexit. A bit of a lottery, I expect. I don't have the ability to look into the future and predict likely outcomes of massive gambles.

If I did, I'd be thinking about those six balls...

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Posted: 7 Dec 19 04:43

Quote: Monkey Woods

For me, I wasn't commenting on the politics, just the writing.

Not really sure about Brexit. A bit of a lottery, I expect. I don't have the ability to look into the future and predict likely outcomes of massive gambles.

If I did, I'd be thinking about those six balls...


My comment was heavily laced - even dripping - with irony.

As for Brexit. When the Governor of the Bank of England, the Department of Trade and Industry, The Confederation of British Industry, and even the Brexiteers' own pet economist tells me it's going to be an utter shitshow and a fiscal fucking disaster, while slippery scumbags and snakeoil salesman like Farage and Cummings tell me it's going to be all unicorns and rainbows I know where my five bob stake money's going

You either like jellied eels or you're very, very wrong!

 
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