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Posted: 11 Nov 19 03:18

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BILLINGSGATE POST: No more Folsom Prison Blues. If Johnny Cash were still alive, he wouldn’t be able to visit this California prison near Sacramento. The music he recorded inside these walls would now fall on deaf ears, because crime has been decriminalized in California by egg-sucking Democrats who control the vote in the state. That would be a damn shame. I hear the train a comin' it's.....

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Posted: 11 Nov 19 03:18
YES!!

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Posted: 12 Nov 19 03:52
Coming soon, a bill to make it illegal for the President to investigate crime; doing so would be a hate crime!

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Posted: 12 Nov 19 23:42
I might still write my own version, but I'd focus on the PC demand for double standards. Like a law requiring that certain groups of people be exempt from the laws on the grounds that it could be [insert favorite word ending with -ist, -ism, or -phobia].


 
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