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Posted: 11 Nov 19 01:52

Extract from Story:
Roger Stamen is not shy about declaring his preference in sexual partners. "Plants get me off," says Mr. Stamen, a self-employed landscape gardener. "They always have, ever since I was a kid. When other guys were masturbating to Penthouse or Beaver, I was hunched over the latest issue of Horticulture magazine." Sitting at a small, glass-topped table surrounded by the lush, dare one say sensual,.....

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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 11 Nov 19 02:42

Pretty good.

You can see it happening.

Intriguing last sentence.

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susan allen-rosario

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Posted: 22 Nov 19 18:40

OMG, I will never look at a potted plant the same way again! Great writing, I'll be laughing all day.

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