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Posted: 27 Oct 19 06:49

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A recent ground-breaking discovery has discovered that pedophilia is linked to a mineral deficiency in the brain. According to Dr. James Harpington of Area Research Center in Reasonville, "We have determined that sex offenders tend to lack sufficient levels of lead in the brain." Research says that due to the blood-brain barrier and how this mineral interacts with the brain, the mineral mus.....

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Posted: 27 Oct 19 06:55
After reading only one line of this story I knew exactly the mineral.

However, being an master of the long sling, able to shoot large rocks a quarter mile with my hammer-throw style, in my case many minerals would suffice.

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Posted: 27 Oct 19 22:18

Quote: Aspartame Boy

After reading only one line of this story I knew exactly the mineral.

However, being an master of the long sling, able to shoot large rocks a quarter mile with my hammer-throw style, in my case many minerals would suffice.


Yes, with enough velocity, nearly any mineral would work.


 
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