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Posted: 2 Oct 19 15:52

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A self-described low-hanging fruit who prefers the natural look, a nectarine named Nick allowed a bit of fuzz to appear on his normally smooth skin, and says that he now fears being impeached. "Nothing against peaches, of course, but that would just be the pits. I'm holding onto my recessive gene for dear life," said Nick, referring to the genetic marker that generally keeps his skin baby's-bot.....

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Amiko Aventurista

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Posted: 2 Oct 19 15:53
I love your writing. You are excellent. My writings are okay but I need to get better.

Brock Bigbalow

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Posted: 10 Dec 19 00:33
That is fantastic, I was trying to come up with an impeachment one, but that's gold.

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Danny Soz

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Posted: 11 Dec 19 06:28
The only contributor to the site that I ever bother reading.

Make of that what you will

This was not one of her best, in my view


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Posted: 20 Dec 19 01:43
Here’s what I make of it.

It’s close to Christmas. Perhaps you saw a production of “A Christmas Carol “ and in the spirit of goodwill toward your fellow man you complimented an author here (as you disparaged the rest of us).

But it’s not close enough to Christmas that you could handle that without criticizing her latest effort.

You will likely be visited by three spirits this Tuesday night. Take notes.

I’d like to wish Merry Christmas to Inchcock, Monkey Woods and Erskine Quint.


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Posted: 25 Dec 19 07:33
Hope things went OK Clive. Merry Christmas to you.

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