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Posted: 23 Sep 19 17:10

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His barley roots notwithstanding, Captain Jack, a whisky of Scotch descent from Brown Water, Missouri, is still feeling his oats. "I get antsy," he said. "I just can't sit distilled." Although aged for over a decade, Captain Jack is not willing to be placed up on a shelf and forgotten about. "They don't call me fire water for nothing. I may be smooth, but I ain't dead." Indeed, Captain Jack'.....

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Amiko Aventurista

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Posted: 23 Sep 19 17:11
Very very good.

Johnny Shlep
Posted: 23 Sep 19 18:01
Yep, this lady's output is pretty much all I bother to read in this place. She is consistently above me in the writers chart and that's just as it should be in my view.

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