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Posted: 22 Sep 19 06:39

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"I feel like such a failure," said a hoarse Jeff Hayes of Cambridge, Massachusetts, a raw food vegan who finally came clean that he had come down with a cold. "I've let down the entire raw community. Not to mention broccoli sprouts." When it was suggested that perhaps broccoli sprouts had let him down, Hayes balked. "No, no, this was totally my fault. I knew I shouldn't have gotten caught up i.....

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Johnny Shlep

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Posted: 22 Sep 19 06:42

Oddly enough, I subbed a piece based on veganism earlier.

This is better.

No question.

Mine's a salt beef sandwich on rye. Hold the lettuce leaf.

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