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Forum Home / News Discussion / Local Administrator Touts School Security: “Tanks, RPGs, and Nuclear-tipped Submarines Don’t have a Chance Against Our Elementary Schools”

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Posted: 20 Sep 19 05:06

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Parents can sleep easy tonight. Local administrator Mike Curswads reassured local officials, reporters, and anyone who had a day off, that all students will get through the school year unscathed by small arms fire or explosive devices. He couldn’t promise, but, crossing fingers, he added, “Here’s hoping.” During a recent tour of Hysterical Falls Elementary School, with a total student popula.....

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Posted: 20 Sep 19 05:06
This is brilliant stuff. I wish I were smart enough to read it.

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