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Posted: 23 Aug 19 02:05

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A pair of dated 1700's ancient wooden, very black Phallus (dildo's, in them days they thought a Dildo was dough mixed with dill) was sold at auction for a record price to a secret, kinky, multi-millionairess, footballers wife and not Cheryl Cole. These Dildo's are so rare because they're BLACK and back in the 1700's the only black men in the UK were slave Eunuchs without balls. Oxford unive.....

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Posted: 23 Aug 19 02:49 - Edited By: Johnny Shlep, 23 Aug 19 06:03
A real sleazy, 'blast from the past' from my dear friend and uncompromising dirtbag, Les Johnson.

He's a good lad is Les, but he never buys a round of drinks in the boozer and constantly tries to peek at my nob in the gents urinals.

Also, he recently confided in me that he once held the coveted 8th spot in the Writers Chart but I've a feeling he was glory hunting

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Posted: 30 Aug 19 14:01
Just spotted old Les on FB.

"How's everyone on the jolly old Spoof?" he enquired, jauntily

"Surly and unhelpful" I countered

"Ah" said he.

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Posted: 30 Aug 19 15:31
AH, JO, he who bestrides the satirical world like a colossususus.

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Posted: 30 Aug 19 15:57

Quote: Erskin Quint

AH, JO, he who bestrides the satirical world like a colossususus.


There's an awful lot of them about on this site.

It's a veritable little Colossussusus City.

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Posted: 31 Aug 19 09:26
Dear Mr Schlep,

Yup, an awful lot of colossussussussusses.

(Perhaps that should be colossussussussussi?

Yours,

Ozymandias, King of Kings

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Posted: 31 Aug 19 18:56

Quote: Erskin Quint

Dear Mr Schlep,

Yup, an awful lot of colossussussussusses.

(Perhaps that should be colossussussussussi?

Yours,

Ozymandias, King of Kings


I believe both plurals are technically correct. Although my Latin and Ancient Greek have fallen away somewhat since I was expelled from Scumbag Junior School in Bethnal Green circa 1975


 
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