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Showbiz couple, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, who were only married on Sunday, have already split, and are to divorce early in the New Year, it has been rumored by me, just now. Cyrus, who is a pop star, and Hemsworth, who is an Australian, reportedly tied the knot in Franklin, Tennessee. The knot, however, may not have been tied as tightly as it could have been, and certainly not as tightly.....

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Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

The only reason I've dredged this piece of garbage up again is the resemblance it has to this, which I just read on the BBC.

Don't even open mine, just click on the Real news link.


Real news

Anybody else successfully predicted the future in a story?

Penis! Penis! Penis!

There, I cleared the airwaves.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Anybody else successfully predicted the future in a story?

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Dear Mr Monkey,


predict the future he says. What do I know from predict the future already? What would I know from future and past? I only wrote the book.

Heart of Darkness. Morning and night I was slaving. Then they make the movie with this Marlon Brando - some old bald meshugener, and a boat-load of young shmendriks. I saw this movie. Did I predict this movie?

Uncle Mordecai was right. I ought to have stuck with the tailoring.

My life already,

yours,

Joseph Conrad

Bedlington