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Posted: 23 Jul 19 04:49

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A 17-year-old girl from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that she walked into the lounge at her home on June 2nd of this year, and found her entire family, including her elderly grandparents, pleasuring themselves in front of the television. Mary Dell from Commercial Road, told reporters: “It was around 7.00pm, and I’d been out to visit my best friend at her place, a few doors away. ".....

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Posted: 23 Jul 19 04:51
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

"About an hour later, my mother called me down for tea."

I liked this very much.

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Posted: 23 Jul 19 06:08

Quote: Monkey Woods

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

"About an hour later, my mother called me down for tea."

I liked this very much.

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Thanks!

Sometimes, I just imagine a worst-case scenario and take it from there.

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Posted: 23 Jul 19 06:41
Yes, I can't imagine it getting any worse than this.

A truly frightening thought process going on inside your cranium.

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Posted: 23 Jul 19 09:36
Haha! Were they watching Hollyoaks?

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Posted: 23 Jul 19 10:18

Quote: Paxton Quigley

Haha! Were they watching Hollyoaks?


No idea mate. I just hope it wasn't Country File. Now THAT would be worrying!


 
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