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Posted: 22 Jul 19 10:38

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A recent study by The Royal Society has found that gaseous emissions from vegans are destroying the ozone layer faster than all the power stations on the planet. A spokesman for the society told newsmen: "At this rate, vegans will have destroyed the ozone layer by this Christmas, meaning that we'll all have been killed by the Sun's UV rays well before next Easter. "Unless these people see se.....

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 10:40
Good one again, Johnny. I am tempted to send it to my vegan daughter-in-law but I think she's still reeling from my dad's speech at the wedding when I said that despite watching every episode of Star Trek I had never before come across a vegan.

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 17:31

Quote: Paxton Quigley

Good one again, Johnny. I am tempted to send it to my vegan daughter-in-law but I think she's still reeling from my dad's speech at the wedding when I said that despite watching every episode of Star Trek I had never before come across a vegan.


Thanks matey.

We metropolitan elitists have to stick together.

Speaking of veganism, I was looking online for a new shaving brush last week and was surprised and not a bit delighted to spot a vegan option.

What next? Vegan pants? Balloons, Murderers??




 
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