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Posted: 22 Jul 19 03:21

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In a rare moment of cooperation between the State Department and the Trump White House, the United States threatened to gift Iran with Mitch McConnell, and shook Iran's Mullahs to their core. "We simply cannot accept this generous offer to send the turtle....er Mitch McConnell to stay in our country, we fear our republic would never recover from the...the...presence of such a reptillian creatur.....

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 03:23
This story has gone bonkers, well over 4000 views Sunday and running on 1000 for Monday already. Quite a thrill, like the old days! If one of you is responsible, please read it another oh 10000 or so times so I can top the chart. Cheers!

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 06:14

Quote: JinoLeFeeto

This story has gone bonkers, well over 4000 views Sunday and running on 1000 for Monday already. Quite a thrill, like the old days! If one of you is responsible, please read it another oh 10000 or so times so I can top the chart. Cheers!


I had a similar experience with a skit about Lewis Hamilton the other day.

I went from my customary 2 readers (Thanks mum and dad) to 2000 odd.

No idea why as it wasn't even particularly good.

Anyone?

Congrats, Jean, although, you have a way to go to beat my 40,000 Facebook likes for a piece I wrote for News Thump about the Yanks arriving late for The Battle of Waterloo reenactment.

How do ya like DEM apples, hotshot?

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 06:43 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Jul 19 06:43
I was looking around the other day, and saw an old story by Jesus Budda:

'World's Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder'

and noticed it had accumulated more than 171,000 views. How I miss him!

Don't know how 'legal' this is, but I'm going to try to post the link for you all, but it might not work, because it's so old, and his stories aren't normally viewable.

https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/33332/worlds-smallest-vagina-new-record-holder

It wouldn't transmit, so there's the link for you.

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 07:57
He left just before I arrived, but I remember that a lot of the old Spoof veterans thought highly of his input. Old Les Johnson, now of blessed memory, was a big fan I seem to remember.

I'll take a look at your link after I've finished decimating the British economy.

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 10:28

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Old Les Johnson, now of blessed memory,




Blessed memory? Nah ... he was in last Tuesday.

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Posted: 24 Jul 19 16:38
40000 Facebook likes!? mIght want a new identity after that many. Stupid Russian hackers!

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 07:17

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Quote: Johnny Shlep

Old Les Johnson, now of blessed memory,




Blessed memory? Nah ... he was in last Tuesday.


Nice fella is Les

I had a drink with him and another erstwhile Spoof veteran, Radiogaga, in The Blind Beggar in Whitechapel a few years back.

It was a gruelling but fulfilling session from what little I can remember of it.

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 07:19

Quote: JinoLeFeeto

40000 Facebook likes!? mIght want a new identity after that many. Stupid Russian hackers!


NO COLLUSION!

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 07:34 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 Jul 19 07:42
Yep, nice fella.

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 07:40 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 Jul 19 07:42

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Nice fella is Les

I had a drink with him and another erstwhile Spoof veteran, Radiogaga, in The Blind Beggar in Whitechapel a few years back.

It was a gruelling but fulfilling session from what little I can remember of it.




He saved this site, you know.

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 12:51

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Quote: Johnny Shlep

Nice fella is Les

I had a drink with him and another erstwhile Spoof veteran, Radiogaga, in The Blind Beggar in Whitechapel a few years back.

It was a gruelling but fulfilling session from what little I can remember of it.




He saved this site, you know.


By The Lord Harry!

Did he, by God?

I had no idea

I'm intrigued.

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 13:46
Don't be.

It's fake news.

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Posted: 25 Jul 19 14:53
Damn!

I was hoping for a tale of cash injections and derring-do.


 
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