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Posted: 18 Jul 19 00:49

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Confined at this time without bail, Mr. Epstein is reported already feverishly at work with his lawyers. At issue is the question of what conditions will attend his imprisonment--if he is once again sentenced to jail time. In his previous confinement some years ago, Mr. Epstein did 13 months in a private wing of the Palm Beach Prison in Florida. Also he was allowed freedom from that jail.....

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Posted: 18 Jul 19 00:49
Sadly true.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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