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Posted: 22 Jun 19 18:24

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"It's not even in the same realm as bestiality," said Larry Wells, CEO of Vermont-based organic dairy company Wholesome Secretions, Inc., regarding the dairy industry practice of stimulating bulls' penises to collect the semen used to artificially inseminate female cows, so that they will become pregnant and produce milk. "It's a specialized procedure designed to evoke a sexual response for commer.....

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Posted: 22 Jun 19 18:26
Mmmm.. now I wonder what’s in all those “nut” milks. And who milks the nuts? Do they enjoy it?

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man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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