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Posted: 16 Jun 19 11:17

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Well, here we are, back once again, against all the odds, I have to say, in 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals', and this week's offering is the little-known, and even littler-cared-about, Saber-toothed Earthworm. The Saber-toothed Earthworm may sound interesting, but don't let it fool you. It's about as uninteresting as it gets, and, believe you me, it gets pretty fucking uninterest.....

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Jun 19 11:19 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 16 Jun 19 11:20
This is actually rather interesting and has helped me to identify what has been terrorising my rabbits and cat.

However, I do suspect that you have made this earthworm up.

Being terrorised by an imaginary earthworm would be embarrassing and my cat looks embarrassed.

Bomber Harris
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PS part of the reason I brought this into the forum was to do with creating a new post in the Magazine forum. Is the Magazine forum non-functional these days?

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 16 Jun 19 14:23
I think it's got summat to do with the fact the Magazine section has been incorporated (temporarily, I believe) into the Main News section.

That's probably why the Magazine Forum part is still there, just watching, and waiting to pounce.

A bit like that earthworm.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Jun 19 20:19
Ah, that would explain that. It wouldn't explain anything else, but then I suppose it doesn't need to.

It is always good to be apprised of the latest developments in "Spoof Tech".

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Bomber Harris
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PS Dresden is twinned with Coventry and Rotterdam. Shouldn't that be tripleted/tripletted?*

*Only joking, - Dresden is twinned with lots of places, so the twin/triplet riff falls apart before very long.**


** Humour is not my strong point. I'm more a bombing man, really. Ask Dresden.




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