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Posted: 11 Jun 19 13:16

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Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped to a racial stereotype. "I felt just terrible about it," said Todd of his momentary lapse into old mental behavior. "Clearly there's still lots of s.....

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Posted: 11 Jun 19 13:18
"Todd declined..." to "...his brain."

Those two sentences are killers.

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Posted: 11 Jun 19 14:14 - Edited By: Paxton Quigley, 11 Jun 19 14:18
Indeed, Monkey but I can sympathise with Imperial, it's hard to be politically correct for a red blooded male.

I remember a few years ago (I don't know how the subject arose but it was at a party) discussing sexual fantasies with one of my wife's friends (risky, I know). I claimed that there are four fantasies: being forced to have sex, having sex with a stranger, having sex with a person of another race and group sex. I then stated aloud that my fantasy is none of those and that I merely fantasise about being ravished by the Jamaican women's sprint team.

I am not allowed to watch women's athletics any more.

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Posted: 22 Jul 19 21:56
You guys crack me up. This story is not at all based on my own personal experience.


 
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