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Posted: 28 May 19 13:48

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Under a bold Home Office scheme, people who believe they might commit an offence in the future will be able to build up ‘Porridge Points’ at a time which suits them. If and when they are convicted of a crime, the courts will then use any credits they have built up to offset their sentence. The Con-Cred system, developed by technology firm Gemakkelijk BV, has been running successfully in Holl.....

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Posted: 28 May 19 13:49
I want credit for time served in high-school.


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