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Posted: 18 May 19 17:52

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Eight-times failed MP and part-time political figure Nigel Farage has revealed an unusual dietary habit: he eats at least one whole vole every day. He began the habit while spending time in Strasbourg as a member of the European Parliament, where voles are a delicacy. "They call them vole-au-vongs there," he explained. He has since discovered that "voling" is an old tradition in parts of the.....

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Erskin Quint

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Posted: 18 May 19 17:53

Very good work from Msr Dickface.

I'm sure you'll all be voling on the 23rd. Volers are important; voles are essential to democracy.

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Posted: 21 May 19 21:49

Quote: Erskin Quint

Very good work from Msr Dickface.

I'm sure you'll all be voling on the 23rd. Volers are important; voles are essential to democracy.

Now I think about it, it should have been eels. Farage is obsessed with gnawed eel.

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