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Posted: 11 May 19 17:40

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Amazon took the technology industry by surprise today when it announced 'Hey you!', a new digital assistant aimed specifically at the adult home market. Unlike the company's market-leading 'Alexis', which responds to all questions with standard, inoffensive responses, the new product uses AI to adjust its temperament to match their own. Amazon Product Manager Stelios Tecnokopolis told Spooff.....

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Posted: 11 May 19 17:41
Coming next from Amazany, robotic dogs that pee on the rugs and mount old ladies.

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Posted: 11 May 19 17:43

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Coming next from Amazany, robotic dogs that pee on the rugs and mount old ladies.


.. and the the AI sex toys that say, “Hey Baby!”

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man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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