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Posted: 5 Apr 19 08:29

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MANDATORY automatic calorie limiters could soon be implanted into all new-born babies within the next three years, as new measures to slash obesity levels are introduced. Some MPs (the slimmer ones) have approved the fitment of a range of new implants devised by scientists at the University of Being Thin, following substantial investment from the government. The device - which will prevent a.....

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Posted: 5 Apr 19 08:32

Some of my best friends are fat...

Love it, made me lol

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