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Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aura. Varthaman was at home responding to questions about the moustache, and about the way the people of India have come to venerate it, and grow hand.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Refreshing to hear my protege is doing so well. Getting him to grow that mustache was actually rather difficult. But after he started levitating regularly, I knew there was hope for the old chap. When it was fully grown we celebrated with Lemon Hart Demerara 151 rum swizzles in front of the fireplace.

His pewter mug got so cold it stuck to his upper lip. Ugly scar, that.

I received a 1-star rating for this story.

You know you're doing something right, when somebody takes the time to give you, what they imagine is, an insulting rating.

Nothing but a five from me, unless the app is busted.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I received a 1-star rating for this story.

You know you're doing something right, when somebody takes the time to give you, what they imagine is, an insulting rating.

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Not directed at you, AB. Sorry if it sounded that way.

Thank you. I was so despondent over it I was about to end it all by biting down on the aspartame capsule I always keep tucked in cheek. Or is that tongue..

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Not directed at you, AB. Sorry if it sounded that way.

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We like tongue!

Yours
Queen Victoria

I did not read this story but still laughed.