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Posted: 6 Mar 19 01:17

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Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aura. Varthaman was at home responding to questions about the moustache, and about the way the people of India have come to venerate it, and grow hand.....

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Posted: 6 Mar 19 01:24 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 6 Mar 19 01:33
Refreshing to hear my protege is doing so well. Getting him to grow that mustache was actually rather difficult. But after he started levitating regularly, I knew there was hope for the old chap. When it was fully grown we celebrated with Lemon Hart Demerara 151 rum swizzles in front of the fireplace.

His pewter mug got so cold it stuck to his upper lip. Ugly scar, that.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 6 Mar 19 01:57
I received a 1-star rating for this story.

You know you're doing something right, when somebody takes the time to give you, what they imagine is, an insulting rating.

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Posted: 6 Mar 19 03:58
Nothing but a five from me, unless the app is busted.


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I received a 1-star rating for this story.

You know you're doing something right, when somebody takes the time to give you, what they imagine is, an insulting rating.


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man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 6 Mar 19 13:01
Not directed at you, AB. Sorry if it sounded that way.

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Posted: 6 Mar 19 15:51
Thank you. I was so despondent over it I was about to end it all by biting down on the aspartame capsule I always keep tucked in cheek. Or is that tongue..


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Not directed at you, AB. Sorry if it sounded that way.


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man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 6 Mar 19 21:54
We like tongue!

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Posted: 25 Mar 19 18:28
I did not read this story but still laughed.


 
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