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Posted: 26 Feb 19 22:41

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NEW YORK, NY - The cola wars have gotten ugly lately. Cola companies are competing to create the best flesh dissolving formulations. It all started with the mouse. The UN, as in United Nations, is taking notice, according to our source. A quick study of the past decades reveals a large number of carcasses that have been very badly disposed. Can you say "pile of stinking dead bodies?".....

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Posted: 26 Feb 19 22:42
#GreenNewDeal predicted long ago.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 28 Feb 19 09:09
How weird you bring this up - this one got flagged by Google yesterday for "sexual content".

I think the word "naked" sent them over the edge. Either that, or the picture of a disassembled female mannequin.

I know, tell me about it.

I changed both those things, and they're happy with it now.

Either way, I think I saw a Mythbusters on this once, where they dissolved Jamie Hyneman's dog in coca cola.

I think that's what's in his special nutritious broth he drinks from plastic bags.


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Posted: 1 Mar 19 02:37 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 1 Mar 19 02:38
I thought cola helps bring world peace and encourages sing alongs.

"Vottznewpuzzykatt?"

 
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