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Posted: 20 Feb 19 17:57

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Hospitals of Washington State - Dr. Lee G. Bender of Washuck Hospital spoke to reporters after all hospitals in Washington were suddenly filled with programmers that had blown off their legs. “MacroHard called for emergency assistance about 11:00 this morning. All their programmers blew off their legs at once. By the afternoon every bed was full in the whole state.” We contacted Dr. Hidde.....

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Posted: 20 Feb 19 17:59
Surprised to learn C++ is used for serious applications! I’m getting into the prosthetics industry!

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