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Posted: 4 Feb 19 20:48

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There's been a disaster at the site of the Large Hadron Collider facility near Geneva, Switzerland, after a man who was on duty there fell asleep, and was sucked inside the machine. The LHC went live in 2008 to try to accelerate particles in order to recreate the conditions around the time of the Big Bang. This has not yet been achieved, scientists know, by the mere fact that there has been no.....

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Posted: 4 Feb 19 20:49
So dissapointed! The man neither sucked nor was he sucked upon!

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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