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Posted: 3 Feb 19 00:48

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US experts are concerned about a steady rise in cosmetic procedures to widen the head and enlarge the eyes in mostly teen and preteen girls. Jennifer Smith is 12 years old, and she has been begging her parents for the last two years to get the upper portion of her head widened, and her eyes enlarged. Smith says, "Why can't I look more like a Bratz doll? Besides, other girls at my school have ha.....

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Posted: 3 Feb 19 00:48
Pretty good.

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Posted: 23 Feb 19 21:35
I loved this one. You go Purple Girl!

I'm ready for my close up...
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Posted: 24 Feb 19 01:22
MInd expanding

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Posted: 26 Feb 19 18:20

Quote: susan allen-rosario

I loved this one. You go Purple Girl!


Thanks! This one was sitting in my queue awhile due to writers' block.

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Posted: 26 Feb 19 18:21

Quote: victor nicholas

MInd expanding


Literally. Or would that make them a literal airhead?


 
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