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Posted: 21 Jan 19 22:41

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A solitary boy kicking a can around on an otherwise-deserted playground, confirmed, Thursday, his parents grounded him from the popular video game, Fortnite. Witnesses described the boy as looking lost and unfamiliar with the playground equipment. Out of frustration, he began kicking the dirt, and loudly cursing his mom and dad. “All my friends are at home drinking soda and eating junk food.....

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Posted: 21 Jan 19 22:42
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