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Posted: 18 Jan 19 00:46

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Responding to skyrocketing rates of depression, anxiety, and other mood disorders, international beverage company Sweet T, Inc., has introduced a bottling service for emotions. “We can handle virtually any unpleasant emotion,” boasted Sweet T CEO Darius Caine. “We’ll bottle it up in a hypoallergenic container, generally plastic. That way people don’t have to worry about it right then. They can.....

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Jan 19 00:46
"Or sell them."



Gail Farrelly
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Posted: 18 Jan 19 09:56

Quote: Monkey Woods

"Or sell them."



I agree with Monkey!
Excellent work, Chrissy.

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Posted: 20 Jan 19 22:11
Another winner, Chrissy!

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