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Posted: 17 Dec 18 01:33

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A Catholic priest who shot his big, fat, stupid mouth off at a boy's funeral, about how suicide will anger God and prevent a dead person's soul from entering heaven, has said he was only joking. Father Don LaQuesta (not real name, but nearly) was the priest chosen by the Hullibarger family to conduct the burial service of their son, Maison, 18, who took his own life after a series of depressive.....

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Posted: 17 Dec 18 01:35
Great story. But I would have had the Priest hold an auction during the funeral talk to solicit offers of money to get the guy out of Hell. Just think of the money that could have been raised for grooming alter boys!

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Posted: 17 Dec 18 01:50
I expect that story from you later today, AB.

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