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Posted: 22 Nov 18 10:52

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In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that karma’s a bitch. Carrie Grace, who does her best to live and let live and be a friend to Jesus, acknowledged that the factory-farmed bird's life w.....

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Posted: 22 Nov 18 10:53
"there’s a reason that turkey ended up baked and stuffed on that table instead of me"

Love it


 
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