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Posted: 16 Nov 18 13:00

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Trading in shares of old gits' pub chain JD Wetherspoons was suspended today after their value crashed on news that one of its flagship pubs The Moon Under Water in the London borough of Balham had been closed without notice. Although it was named after George Orwell's dream pub, The Moon Under Water was known as a refuge for inebriated pensioners and ne'er do wells where they could pass the da.....

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Posted: 16 Nov 18 13:02
I always felt JD Wetherspoons clientele was a unique mix of both the overage and the underage. They are bringing the country together in their own way.

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Posted: 22 Nov 18 10:58
JD Wetherspoon is hot. I loved her in that film Leffe Blonde and American Pilsner.

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