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Posted: 26 Sep 18 08:17

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No longer willing to passively tolerate a modern-day society in which “grabbing” it is the accepted norm, coffee has finally spoken out. “I’m steamed!” said coffee spokesman Joe Cuppa, his indignation clearly at a boiling point. “I am not meant to be thoughtlessly gulped merely to appease someone’s addiction, or to offer some sort of temporary artificial boost. I am designed to be lingered over.....

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Posted: 26 Sep 18 08:23
Coffee really should talk! NOT!!

Coffee is nothing but a gigalo.

He’s been deep throated by most women.

Usually full of cream, and made hot by his customers.

Coffee is NOT the victim here!

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 29 Sep 18 10:40
Nice. Perfect for The Spoof, or anywhere. 5*

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Posted: 4 Oct 18 16:40
Thanks, Erskin! Appreciate that. - Chrissy

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Posted: 5 Oct 18 10:01

Quote: Chrissy Benson

Thanks, Erskin! Appreciate that. - Chrissy



You're welcome! You can actually write, which is always worth celebrating here!

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