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Posted: 12 Aug 18 01:51

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Unusually, on waking up, Lesley Jones, of Middlewich, Cheshire, who was born a woman, decides what gender he will be for that day depending on what she feels like. If she feels like he is male on that particular day, he binds his chest, wears trousers, and farts copiously over breakfast. His boyfriend, Leslie Smith, of Hove, East Sussex, who was born a man, also decides which sex he will be on.....

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Posted: 12 Aug 18 01:52
This just about sums it up, I think.

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Posted: 12 Aug 18 08:41
Yes very succinct and funny. That means well-written. Lots of people could learn from this kind of writing, but will they?


Lesley and Leslie both state that they don't want to physically change their sexes, they just want to decide each day what's going to confuse the public the most, and be accepted and recognised for their choices.



That's probably about it, though I guess they would dispute the bit about wanting to confuse the public - but maybe that's it, maybe they want an identity or role within which to secrete (messy!) themselves...

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Posted: 12 Aug 18 11:33
I like the way she had them changing gender in the same sentence.

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