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Posted: 9 Jun 18 11:08

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Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning. The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-proclaimed sex maniac's little man for a snake as it slithered across the floor towards him. After cutting off Stringfellow's manhood, the head of th.....

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Posted: 9 Jun 18 11:08
Lovely. She's back, like a comet. Will she stay, or, like a
comet, move inexorably away again?



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Posted: 9 Jun 18 13:19
I heard a rumour that she only went away because of one of the contributors on here who, sadly, is still with us.

To have ambitions, was my ambition

 
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