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Posted: 27 May 18 12:13

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced in a special press conference today that Donald Trump has resolved the ballot language issue with Russian President Vladimir Putin. After months of negotiations and bribery Putin has agreed to add to American election ballots. Initially Putin insisted that Russian is the only useful language for U.S. ballots. A Putin spokesperson said that English can be confusi.....

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Posted: 27 May 18 12:19 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 27 May 18 12:23
I don’t read Trump spoofs as a rule. I mean the guy is already the greatest spoofer. His book, The Art of the Spoof, is a Lying New York Times Best Seller after all.

But this story was good fun!

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Posted: 27 May 18 12:48
Yes, I saw it in 'Approvals'.

Thing is, I never know what these American politics stories are going on about, because I don't know the names that keep cropping up.

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