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Posted: 11 May 18 18:16

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The number of practicing Buddhists in the United States has plummeted following issuance of the health alarm first sounded by the Mayo Clinic's Dr. James Levine that "sitting is the new smoking." Buddhism encourages a daily practice of meditation or "sitting" - and for this reason, millions of health-conscious Americans have now opted to abandon their mindfulness practice. “I do want a way out.....

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Erskin Quint

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Posted: 11 May 18 18:17

Nice

Jaggedone

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Posted: 13 May 18 11:43

I lost my religion years ago and my health has never looked back...

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