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Posted: 24 Apr 18 14:21

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Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The program follows a successful program in which canines sniff out drugs. Fondly called "DACA dogs" by enforcement officials, the dogs have the ability t.....

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Posted: 24 Apr 18 14:25 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 24 Apr 18 14:25
I like those dogs you picked for the picture. But don’t they look too nice? I guess for kids and sick grammas you don’t need German Shepards.

I assume the dogs are trained to pee on the illegals as their way of marking the territory of the United (sic.) States of America?

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Posted: 25 Apr 18 09:03
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Posted: 8 May 18 02:28
I was at JFK airport when I came up with the idea. Security included drug sniffing dogs, two cute little dogs that no one would ever suspect could land them in jail. Hence, the cute dog picture.

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