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The over 20 decades long search for missing Spennymoor man Robert (aka Bobby) Shafto appears to finally have come to an end last night as the Chief Constable for County Durham police announced that the investigation was being stepped down following confirmation that remains had been found at an infamous San Fransiscan night spot attended in later years by celebrities including Elton John. It is.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

An interesting last paragraph.

Fun fact, I once played a duet of Bobby Shafto on the recorder - aged 25.

Toot, toot.

I took the upper part, while she played underneath.

Ooh-er missus.

Dear Spolfe,

• do motorcycles have wings?
• how did the Chief Constable of Durham Police end up in a San Fransisco "Gay Den"?
• what is behind the sudden proliferation of persons with the surname "Gravy" in your hitherto sober organ?

Surely we, the Great Bulgarian Public, deserve answers to these, and many more, burning questions.

Yours

Harold Bisto
Epping Forest

PS "was Joan of Arc a lesbian?" is another burning question that only a moron would ask