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Posted: 12 Apr 18 06:17

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A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebucky contends that the quarterback on the other team, Tom Phillips, is a practicing Jedi who cheated by using the Force.. The league rules expressly.....

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Posted: 12 Apr 18 06:19

Phillips denied the charge to league officials. “You don't need to investigate me,” said Phillips. “I’m not the Jedi you’re looking for. I can go about my business.”

The league announced shortly thereafter that it would not be investigating Phillips. “He can go about his business,” said the commissioner.

A lovely story. Top marks from me.

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