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Posted: 7 Apr 18 17:40

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With the games drudging past the half way mark, the international enthusiasm for everyone's favorite team is starting to wane, which has our sports reporter asking this very important question: Do the winter Olympics suck a large steaming dog turd? "I wouldn't like to say whether the Pyeong Chang Games are sucking an actual dog turd," said Ester MacDunghill," but I will say that I get all read.....

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Posted: 7 Apr 18 17:41
A good read if you have no chores to do.

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Posted: 7 Apr 18 19:09
It would have been even funnier in English.

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Posted: 8 Apr 18 03:27
We could have an Invictus Games of sorts for writers, Harry wouldn't mind if we made the scene.

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Posted: 8 Apr 18 05:25
I found myself nodding in agreement one minute, then I woke up and it was dark the next!

Personally, I think the Winter Olympics might be better suited to being staged every 8 years. Or 12.

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Posted: 9 Apr 18 08:03
I actually agree with this superb piece, in fact, I brought forward my once annual copulation with the missus during the games because they were so boring...Now what the hell do I do at Christmas??

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Posted: 9 Apr 18 23:10
Try going down the chimney and see if she gives you milk and cookies afterwards.

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Posted: 10 Apr 18 07:25 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 10 Apr 18 07:26
A Sooty and Sweep fun and tickle game would be quite recommendable, thanks VC for the tip you old Satan Swinger you...

You thought we'd miss that one didn't you?

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