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An Algerian footballer called Mr Kamel Ghilas has joined to play for the English Football Premier League team Hull City. The news was reported on Agence France-Presse today. Mr Ghilas is 25 years old and is the first Algerian player to play for Hull City who are known as The Tigers. But they are not very good. Last season they actually nearly dropped out of the top group because they were ab.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

OK MW, the game's up!

Hmmmm, Farida's been masquerading for years as an old Englishman from Hull . . .

Hmmmm, Farida's been masquerading for years as an old Englishman from Hull . . .

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Quote: Erskin Quint

OK MW, the game's up!

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What game?

I can't go in the 'other room' because JO has got all upset. I don't want to be in there with him when he's like that. You never know what he might do.

The game is afoot, as Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson in The Adventure of the Missing Ruler and the Twelve-Inch Pheasant.

Yes, JO is riding about on his high horse. I don't quite know why. It's a different matter when it comes to the integrity of the limerick format.

yours,

Elvyn Ratthrottler
234 Gusset Street
Guttergormpton

Quite.