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Posted: 21 Mar 18 06:38

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Police were called to a local pancake house for a disturbance involving Mel Gibson. Upon arrival, officers witnessed an excitable Gibson throwing pieces of waffle from the tip of his fork at people in the restaurant and yelling "I wouldn't feed this crap to my grandmother if she was Yiddish." Gibson had wandered into the all-night House-O-Flapjacks after attending a movie premiere at a little-.....

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Posted: 21 Mar 18 06:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Mar 18 06:43
I clicked on 'Random Story', and this delightful offering showed itself. I'd forgotten about Charpa93, which is disgraceful of me, after having read about Mel and his waffles.
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Posted: 21 Mar 18 08:01
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Posted: 21 Mar 18 11:37

"My God," said Mildred Frumple, "I love Mel Givson. Didn't he direct that movie "Blazing Saddles?"


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Posted: 21 Mar 18 22:26


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I clicked on 'Random Story', and this delightful offering showed itself. I'd forgotten about Charpa93, which is disgraceful of me, after having read about Mel and his waffles.
This is what The Spoof used to be like before everyone started to write about Trump, just for the points.

Bring back irreverancy!

5 thumbs from me, Charpa93, you beautiful bastard!


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Posted: 22 Mar 18 14:26
Behave y'self, Lord Palmerston!

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