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After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused him of sleeping with their sheep as well as stealing sausage, cheese and wine from their pantries. With a Comedy Nights Show to attend, he was dete.....

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PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

Someone deserves to be stabbed

Get's a definite 'Nero' from me!

The best Julius Caesar/sheep story I've read on here this week.

Also the worst I'm ever likely to.

Shagged...

Dear Sploff,

Bah!

Bleats me! The incomprehensible sheep joke is the best bit. I've been fleeced!

A. Swaledale
North Yorkshire

PS maybe it got dropped on its way to the printers and the words got mixed up or something?

And another thing. They didn't have sheep in Rome. I haven't seen any in any of the fillums.

I am now imagining Marlon Brando and James Mason dressed as sheep.

So I find my end at the fine fists of friends
Rome was raised higher at my hand
Yet hunger for mutton turned gluttony
And caused those I once led to gather like crows
Stabbing their sharp beaks to taste blood

You need to go on and write the whole play now.

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Quote: victor nicholas

So I find my end at the fine fists of friends
Rome was raised higher at my hand
Yet hunger for mutton turned gluttony
And caused those I once led to gather like crows
Stabbing their sharp beaks to taste blood

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Erskin

Many thanks,

I felt it and the words followed, perhaps that's how it works.

Yes, spot on. I think you definitely have the touch.

It should be noted that the “Montana Pole” had yet to be invented when Julius “My Boy” Caesar was having carnal knowledge with sheep. Infact, Montana hadn’t been invented.

For those who have not read previously, the Montana Pole was first invented by a very lonely shepherd from that eponymous state who attached a mirror to the handle of a pitchfork. After mounting the sheep from behind (is there any other way), he would dangle the mirror in front of the sheep’s head to see if the sheep were smiling.

I have had this story related to me with a slightly different ending, the mirror was dangled over the sheep's head so it could see if the shepherd holding the pole was smiling.

Something may have been lost in the translation from Latin to English. As long as both were left smiling, who can complain?