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Posted: 16 Feb 18 11:05

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F.B.I. Headquarters - Children around the Earth will be disappointed to learn that Santa has converted to Islam and will not be visiting this year. In fact he is being held by the F.B.I., according to our source, agent Smith, on complaints of animal cruelty. Santa caught Rudolf trying to mount another of his male reindeer, Blixen; so Santa blindfolded Rudolf and threw him off the Empire State.....

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Posted: 16 Feb 18 11:05
Haha! Nice one

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Posted: 19 Feb 18 02:33
You are too kind. Now dare we report on Mohamed’s resurrection and conversion to Christianity?

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