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Posted: 1 Jan 18 01:15

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Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating the same math puns over and over again. We now all know that '7 ate 9' and that 'circles are pointless'." Mr. Langley reportedly injects puns into ra.....

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Posted: 1 Jan 18 01:15
He should be committed, as math puns are one of the first sines of madness...

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Posted: 17 Feb 18 20:47
Your reply was better than the story, which is disappointingly devoid of verbal puns, let alone genuine mathematical ones.

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He should be committed, as math puns are one of the first sines of madness...


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