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When I talk to people about football, and the 'old days', the conversation invariably comes around to violence, or perceived violence, because, a lot of the time, it just never happened. Lots of running around, posturing, arm-waving and shouting, yes, but very little action on most occasions. When it did though, it could get quite hairy. If you were lucky, you were with someone else when it wen.....

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Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.

This story or, rather, 'magazine article', has taken off somewhat during the last few days, which is a bit strange seeing as it was written a while ago.

Has there been some 'Millwall news' this last week?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

This story or, rather, 'magazine article', has taken off somewhat during the last few days, which is a bit strange seeing as it was written a while ago.

Has there been some 'Millwall news' this last week?

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they made it through to the FA Cup semi-finals at Wembley after beating Blackburn about 10 days ago. Interest may be building slowly until the game takes place.

Problem with fans about a month ago, highlighted by a sky sport undercover job.

without being too cynical; was the semi-final draw slightly manipulated?? I wonder and what the hell was the name of that damn Turkish ref...Ask Ferguson and Mourinho..

What's all this talk of football in a clearly non-football-related thread? If you want to talk football, JO, please do so in Sport, not in Weaponry.

Good Day to you.

And Happy Easter.

MW = Hooligan....

Former hooligan, if you please...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ9myHhpS9s

Guess who's back? They should lock them up in their "DEN"

They say that the time to get into the stock market is when no one else is doing so, so I am certain that the time to comment on Monkey Wood's article is now.
I think it is well written, but since I am from the other side of the pond, it doesn't resonate with me. This happens all the time here. I am glad for Monkey, however, that it was successful.
Given that the present should theoretically be a friendlier time to post, why is no one posting?
Though I have met people here, with the same interests as I have, some of whom I keep in in touch with, I have never understood the forums.
Please don't leave me standing out here in the cold with my dick in my hand like you did when I first introduced myself to you in a very fumbling and adolescent way.

Morning T.

For a reason that is unclear to me, the forums have been locked up for a while. I think there may have been some argy-bargy when my back was turned.

Thanks for commenting on the article. I wish it would go viral, and then I'd probably get Millwall fans contacting me to tell me what an excellent fellow I am.

M

I was going to comment.
But the hostility has
left me bereft of thought.

5 monkey Boy

Thelonius, lovely to have you amongst those that still remain here.

We Brits tend to have slightly different subjects to spoof upon and hooliganism, that raised its ugly head recently in the UK, is a hot topic. The RH Monkey Woods did a great job BTW!

The forums were locked because of inner-fighting, sadly. All we can do is hope that one day we can all become a huge, happy family once again / JO

"Is anyone out there?" *Hollow footsteps* I'm sure I heard a voice in the wilderness, it's the silence you see, it plays havoc with my insanity"..........

I'm here... sometimes. It's a bit desolate out there though.

I wonder when he's going to restore normality. A bit pointless otherwise. I'm aching to get back to the Acronym Game.

Congratulations to Gail Farelly and Monkey Woods on being featured writers.

Congratulations to Gail Farelly and Monkey Woods on being featured writers.

Why not run that wonderful acronym game here?

Why not run that wonderful game here?

I was a featured writer.
No one said a word.
Am I on the black list?
I think the country should be told.

I think you are wonderful. Then again, I think many things are wonderful. Does this make you a 'thing', Arm? Not necessarily, although it might.

Let's wait and see.

Love and kisses,

Moys

I am a "Thing" and proud of it.
Why should I remain in the closet?
Thanks for outing me Monkey.
Now I must tell my wife and children.
Oh the angst!

Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

you will always be my featured writer Arm, class act mate!

JO, what has happened to the forums and all the protagonists? Please send me a Private Message explaining everything!

NOW!

Don't mention the acronyms. I did but I think I got away with it.