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Posted: 12 Feb 13 17:05

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For the third year in a row, a Volvo ignition key has won top honors in the "Best Key" category at the National Ear Pickers convention. Judges at this year's gathering in Nashville presented elated Volvo representatives with the coveted Golden Ear trophy for the 2013 Volvo S60 sedan ignition key, saying, "Its notches and grooves team up to provide the most stimulating experience since Q-Tip d.....

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Posted: 12 Feb 13 17:05

To be fair though, I think Ford keys are best.

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Posted: 15 Feb 13 02:01
Yes but Honda keys actually have a chance of wearing out

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